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Perfect Associate
If you're a lawyer, you know him. If you're not a lawyer, it is certain that your lawyer friend or family member knows this person or IS this person. He is: The Perfect Associate.
He's in your law school class. He talks non-stop about his summer associate experience and brags about the important clients he worked for and will work for again when he starts next fall because, oh yeah, did you forget, he got an offer. (He'll be sure to remind you about twenty times just to make sure you know).
He's at your firm. He's the guy who walks around late at night to make sure he's the last one there, and will do the same an hour later if someone else is still working. He sends unimportant emails at 1 a.m., just to let everyone (especially the partners) know he's still billing. He will corner the summer associates and tell them a war story about his latest deposition (even though he has only taken four in his six year career). He will be sure to let everyone know just how many hours he billed last month and where he stands for the year.
He's in the community. He is wearing a suit at happy hour and talking loudly about the exciting motion he filed earlier that day. Or he may be cutting you off on the highway on a Saturday morning because he has to get to the office. It is also possible that he may run into you on the sidewalk because he needs to reply to any email on his Blackberry immediately, lest a partner think he is enjoying his time away from work. The best way to avoid him is to go out in public between 8 a.m. and 10 p.m., because he is probably at the office.
So whether you are getting a gift for someone who knows him, sending a message to someone that they are him, or YOU are him, The Perfect Associate is the perfect way to bring a smile to anyone who is a lawyer, works with lawyers, or simply enjoys having a good laugh at the expense of the legal profession.
The Fine Print: Perfect Associate is 15" tall and ships within two weeks. No refunds, but we will exchange defective units, paying for shipping both ways. Sorry, no international orders.